don’t touch Altaiïr without permission of Malik

Hullo my name is Arno and i like you, you cutie.. Have some baguette !
Anonymous

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I DON’T WANT BAGUETTE, OMELETTE OR FROMAGE, STUPID FRENCHY!!!

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!

Do you love connor?
Anonymous

yeah of course!! He’s my adorable grandson~♥

Edarwd: I’m a good father :D

Edarwd: I’m a good father :D

You like Vodka ? :3

WHAT?? RUSSIAN’S DRINK?? grummet please… I AM A PIRATE!! I ONLY DRINK RUM!!! Repeat it and you will be eat for sharks!!

Will you fight a Baguette Battle against Arno for honor? You can even use Croissants as throwing knives!

askarnodorian:

asksassyedward:

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I’m Guybrush Edward Threepkenway, I AM a pirate! (monkey island)

Collab with the bastard frenchy askarnodorian

I’m better than you, Kenway!

Frenchy looser!!

Will you fight a Baguette Battle against Arno for honor? You can even use Croissants as throwing knives!

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I’m Guybrush Edward Threepkenway, I AM a pirate! (monkey island)

Collab with the bastard frenchy askarnodorian

Ok, you and Desmond went out on an all night binge. What happens the next morning?
Anonymous

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Bad influence, captain… bad influence….

*rubs your face while breathing heavily into your ear* *looks into your eyes* *doesn't speak* *slowly stands up* *takes all of your alcohol and absconds into the sunset cackling*
Anonymous